Outer Wilds is a space exploration puzzle game released in 2019, developed by Mobius Digital, produced by Annapurna Interactive, and is the best game of all time.
cool stuff it includes
space archeology
quantum shenanigans
very satisfying ship controls (take a while to get used to but i swear if you gave me a real life ship that controlled the same as the outer wilds ship i would not hesitate to jump in and risk my life for a joyride)
ancient mysteries
cool alien tech (both alien as in regard to humans and in regard to your canon species)
existential dread
existential un-dread
a soundtrack that makes me cry every time i hear it god that banjo :;)
cool architecture
unrelated but hearthians design inspire my emoticons ::)
being the best game of all time
ok, when i say "the best game of all time" im being completely serious. BUT!!!!
THE ENTIRE GAME IS THE EXPLORATION, PUZZLE SOLVING, AND THE LOOKING ROUND AIMLESSLY!!!!! LOOKING UP A GUIDE OR SIMILAR RUINS THE ENTIRE GAME!!!
you should just go and play it on your own. reading this already couldve spoiled the whole game for you. youre very lucky you didnt just get totally owned.
UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED AND BEATEN THE GAME DO NOT LOOK ANY FURTHER!!!!!! DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS!!!!
im serious! last warning!!
ya sure??
ya ABSOLUTELY sure???
ok fine, lets settle this. can you sign this for me real quick? just to make sure?
I, solemnly swear that I have beaten the video game Outer Wilds and therefore am legally allowed thereupon to view the spoiler content beyond this point.
rad, thanks. lets get movin! (that is legally binding, you know. there are thirty lawyers on hand to verify this)
